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A security guard who thinks he is a cop.
Hey look! It's another rent a pig....
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Procrastinating is putting something off by wasting time before you do it. Postcrastinating is doing something, then wasting time afterw..
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Underwear!!
*Note* (Usually used when refering to briefs)
Greg's under-roos are to skidmarks as canvas is to paint.
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Panties..
