Yogabond

What is Yogabond?


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A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbuckslatte in one hand, cellphone in the other, yogamat slung over their shoulder.

As I entered the coffee shop, two "yogabonds" with rolled yogamats slung over shoulder rudely pushed their way past me gibbering about chakras as they guzzled their lattes in a mad rush to get to the nearby Yoga studio and "relax".

See yoga, vergelimbo, philip, hypocrisy


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