Yogurt

What is Yogurt?


1.

Space Balls character made to mock Yoda of Star Wars

Yogurt: "You must use the scwartz"

See NRB

2.

a very healthy thing. tastes good with the crunchy stuff! everyone should eat yogurt

ahh I don't have anything good to eat that's not fattening...

-eat yogurt!

See lalala

3.

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

4.

the clear or white goo that comes out of girls vagina's. Be careful! It does not taste or smell like fruity goodness.

"hey you want some yogurt?"

"oh yeah yum! yum!"

*takes out underwear*

"eww what is that!!?"

"you said that you wanted some!"

See vagina, discharge, yogurt, goo, yuck

5.

CREAMY WHITE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF MY SNAKES ASS

"Fuck whats up with your snake"??-Lily

"Oh its making yogurt."-Katie

See katie, lily, yogurt, snake, ass

6.

a play on the word, "yo". A greeting used to answer the phone.

Yogurt, whats up dude!

See yo, how are you, what's up, word, hello, Roomba

7.

DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.

WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.

RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.

dude: 'yogurt? what that?'

jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'

See yogurt, drugs


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