Yoptimal

What is Yoptimal?

A made up, corporate emotion you are supposed to feel while eating yogurt.

yogurt: "Hey, are you feeling YOPTIMAL today!?"

person:"NO. -punches yogurt in the face-"

See yoptimal, yogurt, eat, food, punch

Quotas

1. Making sure everyone gets to dance in the spot light, even though everyone can't dance. Not uniformly applied- may be necessary to ..

Oral Masturbation

1. to be jerked off with the lips - preferably by a chick with DSL's "hey baby, come help me with some oral masturbation." ..

Owshit

1. teh word that you exclaim upon hearing the mess of "music" that is Linkin Park All hail the real LP, Lostprophets..

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