You Almost Thirty!

What is You Almost Thirty!?

Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.

Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair.

Him: You almost thirty! Come on now!

See old, grown, elder, common sense, wise

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Hamboner

1. A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one ..

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