You And Your Hand

What is You And Your Hand?


1.

All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.

Girl: "Ew gross. I will NOT have sex with you!"

Guy: "Man, she turned me down."

Friend: "Well dude, I guess its just you and your hand tonight!"

:P

See metaphor


75

Random Words:

1. needing to take the bigest fattest shit... we need to find a bathroom ima bout to dom dellaweese it! See dump, dookie, drop a duece, p..
1. Common swedish expression, mostly used by upper middle-class students. Gött mös is like good purée, but nicer. Gött mös! See swedish,..
1. Fishing or searching with reference to the anus. That gay guy was really into anal fishing...