You And Your Hand

What is You And Your Hand?


1.

All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.

Girl: "Ew gross. I will NOT have sex with you!"

Guy: "Man, she turned me down."

Friend: "Well dude, I guess its just you and your hand tonight!"

:P

See metaphor


75

Random Words:

1. there are... wiggers jocks wierd ppl smokers partiers preps a few gay... but still cool ass holes and then... their's b-gr..
1. Mudslime is a derogatory name for a muslim. "Oh shit, mudslimes". See islam, muslim, terrorist, a-rab..
1. A thick, white coloured substance containing essential vitamins and minerals. As soon as I wake up I just gotta have my Zuberi juice! I..