What is You And Your Hand?
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All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.
Girl: "Ew gross. I will NOT have sex with you!"
Guy: "Man, she turned me down."
Friend: "Well dude, I guess its just you and your hand tonight!"
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