You Bastarded Edit Meaning

1.

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"

"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"

"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

See you, bastard, you bastarded, shite, nose, garbage day