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marshmallow mudslide
when you shoot your load on girls
chest and immediately take a shit on top
so it creates a shit on top of cum ..
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1. An 80-year-old Pirate who steals your virginity after teaching you tales of the sea.
2. An 80-year-old Teacher who should be hang..
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When a woman (or a very odd man) uses a vibrating dilldo to have an orgasm. It is a combination of the word masturbate (mastur) and the..