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A tampon. Particularly the kind with string attached for removal.
Oh no, I've started flowing...do you have a spare fadge mouse?
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The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch,..
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I fear of beautiful women.
I can't talk to that girl over there.
Why?
She is to god damn beautiful. I have venustraphobia.
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