What is Your 2nd Cousin Twice Removed?


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The coolest comeback ever.

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.

Boy 5: no but i did your mom

Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!

Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!

Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!

See your, mom, cousin, twice


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