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Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms an..
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When two men are engaged in anal sex and the receiver has a sheet over him with an appropriately sized hole and anal ease lubricant.
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The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.
My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon..