Youtube Spanner

What is Youtube Spanner?


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Someone who grows up in the era of YouTube and doesn't have an attention span longer than three minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.

Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.

Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.

Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner

See you tube, youtube, boobs, attention span


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