What is Youtube Spanner?
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Someone who grows up in the era of YouTube and doesn't have an attention span longer than three minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.
Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.
Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner
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The dog turd that cannot be bagged because you either ran out of bags or forgot them or just don't care.
After proudly making his ..
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A double bruise on your lower abdomen from having doggy style sex with someone who has a hard bony ass
That skinny white girl last nigh..
