What is Youtube Spanner?
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Someone who grows up in the era of YouTube and doesn't have an attention span longer than three minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.
Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.
Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner
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an overly aggressive African male suitor. Usually ugly as sin and/or old enough to be your father
That zebra chaser called me 10 times ..
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Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth
Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin
See blumpkin, golde..
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usually to be a guy's palm and his five fingers, insinuating masturbation
guy 1- so who are you having over tonight?
guy 2- rosey..
