Yulia Gnome

What is Yulia Gnome?

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a fairly short creature with A.D.D. problems

that also enjoys cleaning, sexual pleasures, and dogs running around without a leash

has short term and long term memory loss due to lack of sleep

if you obtain such a creature you must remember to keep it in a clean space and in a sunny room at all times

or it will lose all common sense and start hopping around

e.g.

I LOVE PIXIES and this yulia gnome that i have accidentally obtained

See gnome, creature, hilarious, funny, smart
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