Yuppres Edit Meaning

1. A flaming metrosexual male that resembles a sassmouth female wearing ass-tight blue jeans. Who would have sex with Tom Brady for a fifth..

1. Nonexistent. See: unicorn 1. s3xyn e good lookin women??..

1. When you jack off for a really long time, and some of the cum that's will eventually burst out just sorta sits on the tip of your d..