What is Yurt?
1.
Noun: A round tent, supported by wood lattice on the sides, with a smoke exit hole on top and made of cloth, leather or felt. Home to Mongolians and Californian hippies (but not together.)
Tree-man begged Rainbow to move in with him into his yurt that he build himself in northern California. Things were romantic and rosy until Tree-man got narked by some neighbors who were becoming suspicious of some ferny plants growing in greenhouse. He pleaded medical necessity, but he got 10 years manditory sentence from the judge and Rainbow had to hock the yurt to pay his legal fees. Now she's working as a piercing technician at the local mall.
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2.
Suburban slang for good looking person. Can be used with an adjoining word to define the type of person who is good looking.
An attractive woman walks by wearing a striped shirt. An impressed observer might say to his friend, "striped yurt!"
3.
A person/human, who (when recieving a telephone message) saves every last second of every last message. This usually ends up in death or serious conditions. If you are a yurt, please stay where you are and I'll come get you.
The yurt had 4000 saved messages. She died later that year.
