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flipping someone off with middle finger on forehead
when she was being a bitch i used my unicorn power
See fuck you..
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Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.
Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on..
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Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.
"These aren't my jeans."..