Zach Attack

What is Zach Attack?


1.(noun): Zachary "Zack" Morris, the main character from "Saved by the Bell"

2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)

3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.


Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?

Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.

Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.


Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!

Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...

(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)



Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!

Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.

(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)

Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!

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the act of taking cockin the mouth and/or ass

"hey your mom and i had an awesome zach attack last night"

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