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Someone who gets owned in anything he trys to compete in.
Johnny was such a dude myster in yesterdays game.
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Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'
"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again
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To fire one off is to take a crap.
I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired..