Zapalese

What is Zapalese?


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A highly misunderstood language whose proper pronunciation is guaranteed after several cocktails. Zapalese is characterized by heavy slurring, aggressive use of profanity and rapid fluctuations in volume.

Although Eric was really into the story he was telling, no one else at the bar could understand his Zapalese.

See drunk, language, zapped, slur


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