Zaphtats

What is Zaphtats?

When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them.

"Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphtats!"

See shamtats, ball sack, shit, tree, weed

Xxl

1. The standard "medium" size for most Americans. Hmmm, Damn, just XXL. Do you have anything bigger? 2. v. Describes the size ..

Slapdance

1. violent masturbation attack i was watching true lies last night, and i had to slapdance my girlfriend after seeing that beautiful herma..

Fluffinmuffin

1. This defines a man OR woman performing oral sex on a woman with a lot pubic hair. I was watching some 80's porn the other day, and..

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