Zaphtats

What is Zaphtats?

When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them.

"Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphtats!"

See shamtats, ball sack, shit, tree, weed

Balance The Checkbook

1. masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw. while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly ha..

My Baby Daddy

1. I can't remember the name of that thug I gave it up too and now I have a childless father. Also, I have little respect for myself ..

Saying Goodbye To Some Old Friends

1. To visit the toilet in order to defecate. To have a poo. To drop the kids off at the pool. "Sorry I couldn't come to the phon..

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