Zero Checkin' Edit Meaning

1. when one wakes up with very squinty eyes making them have the appearance of an asian Hey, tyler had the worst asian morningface at kegs..

1. Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush. Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned..

1. While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow ..