Zero Years

What is Zero Years?

The time period between 2000 and 2009, an unnamed decade, not a whole "New Millenium."

"Zero" as in "things can't get any worse"

We've had history's worst Terrorist Attack, Natural Disaster, Hurricane and Corporate Fraud and we're only half-way through the Zero Years!

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Charity Wipe

1. Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particu..

Nigerian Shoulder Pads

1. When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nige..

V-trough

1. The area where your legs connect to your pelvis and collects about the same amount of sweat as the backside of your ballsack on a hot su..

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