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when you laugh so much, you start coughing.
Person One: "Roger, the bells gone"
"I didn't take it."
Person T..
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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
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A toliet with hardly any water in it that has to be flushed several times because it works poorly. An idea by liberals who wanted to con..