Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

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1. An excessive use of swear words, especially as in the HBO series "Deadwood". This overuse of swear words can result in a aver..

Klutzbot

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