Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

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Md Player

1. (n.) A super phat music playback system. Smaller, lighter, and fifty billion times more shock resistant than a CD Player. Looks way cool..

Kentucky Slugger

1. When your having sex with a coked out whore and she asks you to punch her in the face during sex. Guy1: DUDE!!!... I was with this hagg..

Hemotard

1. Hemotard means. a Homo, an Emo, and a retard. all together generating the word, Emotard. omfg look at that Hemotard KILL IT. See e..

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