Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

Trade Bait

1. Staying with a hot chick even though you know you want to break up with her soon, just to showcase her to another hot chick you plan on ..

Fjord Nigger

1. From The Onion, used to describe someone nordic; Scandinavian Those fjord-niggers must get pretty god damn cold up there...

W00txors

1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..

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