Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

O.i.n.

1. (On In Now) What your girl says when she gets to impatient. Telling you to put on some protection and get the job done. O.I.N. you bas..

Zeus Meat

1. A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube ste..

Darren

1. Often used to describe someone who is either very smart or very funny. James: your such a darren! D-Mully: lololololololololo See dar..

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