Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

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1. A Triple Headed Shock Monster, also known as a THSM. A set of emoticons expressing extreme shock. John: I killed a man again! Abe: :o ..

Ubered

1. Severe overreaction at the core of ones being, resulting in the core melting and fail escaping. A situation being likened to a nuclear..

Cotton Spritzer

1. the act of pouring wine onto a womans white cotton panties while wearing them...then sucking the wine out of the fabric..... "woul..

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