Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

Zobie

1. how red necks say zombie theres a zobie in my boot..

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1. A person who plays halo 3 for 10 hours straight drinks bawls geek beer and thinks hes 1337 and cant even get any pussy on friday night ..

Aranxa

1. someone who makes no sense, the type of person who seems to have ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time. someone who at some poin..

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