Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

Yewww

1. you/u you/u you/u you/u you/u you/u you/u you/u i love yewww, yeww and me, See yooh, you, yoo, u, yu..

Jar Of Gold

1. A "jar of gold" is the big economy-sized jar of mayonnaise that some people keep in their fridge. God only knows what most peo..

Illegal Boner

1. A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl. I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal ..

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