Zif!

What is Zif!?

Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."

You know you want to sleep with me.

Zif!

Touch Of Shit

1. Like this myth of Midas, only in a bad way. Someone with the touch of shit makes everything they touch turn to shit. Often applies to ce..

Uberviouzley

1. -adjective (superlative of obviously) 1. Very easily perceived or understood; extremely apparent. 2. Very easily seen through because ..

Xlax

1. somthing that duncun doughnuts puts in there food. yo man i have to shit because of this damn xlax!..

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