What is Ziploc'd?
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shitfaced; extremely intoxicated;
Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out, man?
Dude #2: Ohhhhh yeah...
Dude #1: Well, spill it guy, what happened?!
Dude #2: I was soooo wasted. Totally ziploc'd, man...
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A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.
She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.
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