What is Zipper Blasting?
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An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.
"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
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the name of Dante and Randal's cat at the Quick Stop.
Cute cat, what's it's name? Annoying Customer. Fuck You...
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noun.
see also homonecronymphopyrobeastiologist
French-hater who enjoys a frequent round of butt darts
Brian...
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A person that smells extremely bad, as if the just crapped themselves.
That stuchberry guy smells.
See stuchberry, smelly, kid, nathan..
