Zipper Blasting

What is Zipper Blasting?


1.

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"

"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

See blasting, provo push, dry sex, dry humping


3

Random Words:

1. a jackass motherfucker. Not only is Trailer an ass-eater he is also a jackfuck! See jackass, motherfucker 2. A person who is a mixtu..
1. A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no pri..
1. to be owned, pwned, killed, and/or insulted doing something stupid in a funny or noobish way dude you got wooted..