Zipper Blasting

What is Zipper Blasting?


1.

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"

"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

See blasting, provo push, dry sex, dry humping


3

Random Words:

1. group of incredibly sexy bitches who are awesome in every way. "Quade is finally here, the party can start" See sexy, hot, f..
1. for men it'd be buff or strong, for women it'd be fat "Dude that chick is built ford tough" See ford, tought, buil..
1. a sarcastic reply to someone who utters a statement that is obvious or that goes without saying. gf: "maybe we should just go with..