Zipprocrastination

What is Zipprocrastination?

1.

When you are aware of work you should be doing, yet unable to resist the temptation of your Zippo lighter. You sit and play with it until the day has been wasted.

"Yeah, I'll have it done by tonight"

click- "ooh"

"Now it's midnight; I've been foiled by Zipprocrastination"

See zippo, procrastination, procrastinate, lighter, bic
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