Zlotty

What is Zlotty?


1.

One who's fart smells of dick

or

Diarrhea with cum in it

Often said in a Gay Bar "who ripped a zlotty?"

Gary (after sex) "ohh Allen your ass was so firm tonight, have you been working out?"

Allen "Oh my Gary, no time for cuddling, i've got to go take a zlotty"

2.

Something girls/boys refer to as a standard when their boyfriends show up less than equipped for the situation.

Matt's girlfriend was less than impressed by his 2 inch wonder. She wished he had a zlotty.

Hoping to suck on a zlotty for so long, Matt's boyfriend left him for a dildo

See Joner


30

Random Words:

1. A high school located in granite bay "filled with dramatic people who are stuck up, rich, and get everything thing they ask for.&qu..
1. the common sweedish sport of riding in envalopes off steap inclines made famous by the rider Edvinkal Von Vorbnik "wow did you see..
1. the sum total experience of a tiguere and/or act of being a tiguere. Most commonly used in Washington Heights or on El Conde. Oye papo..