Zombie's Kiss

What is Zombie's Kiss?

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

See zombie, kiss, plonker

Inanisexual

1. One who prefers having intimate relations with inanimate objects instead of people, i.e. dildo. It appears that she is humping that pod..

Lotabit

1. How much a little gift, event, word... could mean to a person. A pencil with your name on,that´s lotabit A friend nocking at your door..

Zagnuts

1. a person who has large, veiny balls That girl sucked my zagnuts..

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