Zoo Cougar

What is Zoo Cougar?


1.

An older woman unfamiliar with the ways of a wild cougar. She settled for men her own age even if they aren’t in her same league.

A hunter must be bolder around a Zoo Cougar since they are tamer and might not even recognize a younger man as prey at first.

See cougar, cougar hunting, cougar hunter, milf

2.

a formerly attractive wife who now lives off her ex husband. much like the caged big cats at the zoo who merely pace back and forth in their cages, unable to hunt or fend for themselves in the wild and live off of meat thrown in the cage; generally fat and lazy

"she was hot back when she was married but now she's just a zoo cougar"

See ex wife, ball and chain, hose, mooch


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