Zoobarf Edit Meaning

1. an egotistical indulgence. blatent creative self-worshipping hedonism "Brians new Emo band is such an egulgence. He makes me sick...

1. immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before. I must have got that herpes from a toilet..

1. Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to go out. Hey man, did you get a kitchen pass for Friday? 2. A fictional pass issued/ap..