Zorked

What is Zorked?

1.

adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desireto get knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.

I was chilling with this hot little librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to zork her all the time now. This shit is crunk.

See wine, drunk, satan, hotty, crunk
22

Random Words:

Kate Gerbeau
1. A very sexy newsreader to fantasise about. I just jerked off to Kate Gerbeau!! See sexy, sanderson, news, five..
Read more
> *
1. Used to signify that something is THE BEST and nothing could ever top it. The ">" symbol means "greater than", w..
Read more
Muff Pirate
1. One who takes advantage of a woman when she's incapacitated: i.e. "pirating the muff." "Damn did you hear that Matt..
Read more