Zort

What is Zort?


1.

Where troz comes from. A saying that Pinky from TV's "Pinky & the Brain" made popular.

Pinky: "Ha ha. Zort!"

2.

Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tactician. Generally used to refer to anyone who has studied zombie survivalist theory. Typically refers to a member of a large web based organization known as OZORT that can easily be found on any search engine.

After killing 11 zombies, the Zort took a 10 minute break, ate a sandwich, and then killed 7 more.

See zombie, zombies

3.

Chicago American-Italian slang for money.

Hey, yo, Mikey got some zort?

4.

Pull out your iUD and see queef please.

When she queefed during coitus, pouring a strange soss of silly puddy out of her mock talker I had to give her all my lira to purchase a new lyre for her orpheus.


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