Zukiner

What is Zukiner?


1.

Wrapping a zucchini in glad wrap n shoving it up ur vagina.

While i was cooking dinner i did a zukiner.

2.

the best way to pleasure yourself with a vegetable :)

Billy: what are u doing with that zucchini?

Sally" umm nuthing much....

3.

a long vegetable that posesses the physical qualities of a male penis, wrapped in a clear plastic/latex covering, used in the art of masturbation.

*loud fucking noises (orgasmic sounds)*

papa joe: whats that?

betty: er...a cucumber??

papa joe: WTF! u crazy bitch!

betty: let me introduce my friend the cucumber...ur just not good enough...im gonna zukiner..u can watch though... :)

papa joe: OK then, u shove that cucumber up ur pussy. and im gonna find me some REAL PuSSi!


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