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A special type of metroid with a degree in marketing
Samus jumped to avoid a blast from a marketroid..
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The Annoying and Incredible ability for every news outlet in Columbus, Ohio to find a connection to their shithole state to world events..
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Slang for the money that you get when you're unemployed.
You lost your job, but you're getting unenjoyment? That's cool...