Abnegation

What is Abnegation?


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Denial or renunciation of responsibility.

FolksyAmericancountrymanLI'L ABNER, a popular figure in his home town of Dogpatch, was sometimes nagged by buxom Daisy Mae for ABNEGATION of his responsibility to provide her with sufficient percengenitation, and for neglecting to pay apt attention to her littlehampton.

It seemed that his woodbine, though willing, had proved to be an inadequate sourceof hardwood for the lady's log cabin. His meat ration- an endowment which would have been greeted with joy by Jane Austen's heroine Emma as a great reliefin her circumstances - apparently failed to fill the family pack requirements of an American pantry.

Whenthe lusty low-loader's complaints slipped outand it became public knowledge throughout the Souththat there was a mismatch between her libidoand Li'l Abner's logging skills, their relationship turned sour and he began to refer to his erstwhile beloved as "the Dogpatch Growler".

This unfortunate turn of events was in contrast to the proud, manlyachievements of his contemporaries.

On the coast, fuelled by a daily diet of spinach, able seaman POPEYEwas ever conscientious in attending to the needs of his fiancee's ample pussky, even though the large, thatched property- a CalifornianCanary Wharf - was more a harbour than an arbourand would have defeated the efforts of a lesser man. Using his Robert de Niro'sto boot rival Bluto out of the way, Popeye the privateer swift lyspread Olive's oily bacon sails and shook her lettuceand shallotwith abundant saladsuccess.

Meanwhile in Hollywood, despite onerous acting duties at Warner Brothers studios on Wisteria Drive, the notableBerkshire hunt s manELMER FUDD was always readyfor action, with time and energy to servicethe phud sof innumerable starlet sto their complete satisfaction- although their partshad previously been stretchedto cinema screen proportions by a cun ning rabbitnamed Bugs Bunny.

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