Aint No Count

What is Aint No Count?


1.

an expression used in rural parts of the south..mostly mountain folk and hillbillies. This expression means the product is a piece of shit or not worth a hill of beans. not to be confused with "no count" which can be used by most southerners with bad grammer and low self-esteem.

jim bob cooter - "I got this here phone the other day and it aint no count!"

salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"

jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."

salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."

jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"

salesman - "????"

See no count, bad, no good, not good


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