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When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.
An example of emoticontradiction:
Person 1: I'm a ..
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When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.
"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPo..
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The innate ability all women seem to have to be able to put their hair up with their towel after a shower while it's still wet, gen..