Albutophilia Edit Meaning

1. the 2-3 ply you use to wipe up with after taking a deuce I'm all out in here, could you pass me some more rim towel. See rim towe..

1. Petroleum jelly used for masturbation. My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick. Me: Dude that's sick, I thin..

1. 1.off the hook 2.some thing really cool and exciting, interesting and fun 3.badass that mutha fuckas truck is out of proportion. See..