What is Apoopalypse?
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During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.
Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.
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The act of microwaving a turd at the local pool and then "lubing up" with the product
I lost my KY so I had to pull a cuban c..