What is Apoopalypse?
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During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.
Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.
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Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..
