What is Apoopalypse?
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During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.
Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.
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A Scottish man that at that precise moment is being a tosser...
"...I said don't touch my ass, you 'Caber-Tosser'....
