What is Ass Taffy?
The sticky feeling in your ass after you have just wiped.
After I was finished taking a shit, I wiped my ass thoroughly, but still had the feeling of ass taffy.
Ass taffy is just another word for shit. Its inspiration was the D4L song "Laffy Taffy."
"So, I was about to give her head. But when I pull off her underwear, they're filled with ass taffy."