What is Ass Tampon?
1.
After a long night of drinking, when you fart and liquid shit, "like it was stragith water i was shitting beer down my leg", balled up toilet paper in your ass crack to prevent leakage.
While at the mall, Greg was going up the escalator and had his legs on two different steps, he sharted in his pants and he needed an ass tampon for the leakage.
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2.
The "giver" in a homosexual male relationship. Compared to a tampon because of the fact that he puts himself in another dude's ass.
"You think Pete gives or receives the dick?"
"I don't know, he's not very effeminate so he must be the ass tampon in the relationship."
"Word."
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3.
When a gay guy gets banged too often up the ass, and one day it just doesn't close up afterwards. So, the guy has to wear a tampon up his ass so all the crap doesn't fall out all over the place.
Guy in bathroom stall: Anyone got an ass tampon?!!!?!?!!!?! I forgot a spare!!!!!!!
*Everyone runs out of bathroom*
4.
when you use a tampon in your ass to suck up all the cum after anal sex
Phyllis:Honey I'll be right back, it was great but I need an ass tampon
