What is Assalope?
1.
Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such
That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!
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2.
Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.
"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"
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Random Words:
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contrary to the above, the best possible euphemism for sexual intercourse.
So I was in my car, trying to do the bone dance with my spec..