What is Assalope?
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Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such
That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!
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Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.
"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"
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A more preferrable choice to any Republican in the primaries.
Fred dropped out; so I'd rather vote for Zombie Reagan than Huckabee..
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To unknowingly email someone from your blackberry or email device, while it is is your pocket, purse, or manbag. Similar to pocket-call..