What is Assalope?
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Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such
That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!
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Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.
"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"
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An all powerful being, usually of Bristolian/Armenian descent exiled to the wilds of Cornwall. Regularly spotted in assorted drinking es..
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To sit on one's knees encircled by a crowd of men, and stimulate their penises to the point of ejaculation.
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