What is Assalope?
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Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such
That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!
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Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.
"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"
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Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrap..
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An aesthetically unpleasing woman.
'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'
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