Assholephrenia

What is Assholephrenia?


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What should be a clinical diagnosis for a person who has all the bravado of a Mensa member, but the substance of a meringue, and an I.Q. that rivals that of a 10 watt lightbulb. Often looks for a reason to complain, criticize, sabotage or simply act like a douchebag with no provokation.

My ex-girlfriend got mad after I cheated on her, kicked her dog, called her mom fat and stole her car.

Doctor: You have a condition known in psychiatry as Assholephrenia.

See jerk, idiot, asshole, douchebag, sabotage


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