What is Assholephrenia?
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What should be a clinical diagnosis for a person who has all the bravado of a Mensa member, but the substance of a meringue, and an I.Q. that rivals that of a 10 watt lightbulb. Often looks for a reason to complain, criticize, sabotage or simply act like a douchebag with no provokation.
My ex-girlfriend got mad after I cheated on her, kicked her dog, called her mom fat and stole her car.
Doctor: You have a condition known in psychiatry as Assholephrenia.
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When multiple alarm clocks go off simultaneously due to snooze setting intervals. Essentially, the perfect storm of snooze.
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a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.
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