What is Bannister Test?
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A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.
An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
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