What is Battle-pig?
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A large (fat or manly) female that mingles with a group of incredibly attractive women in night clubs. The battle pig will scare away men attempting to interact with the attractive females. The only way to bypass the battle-pig is for a self-sacrificing man to offer himself to the battle pig so that his friends may get close to the attractive females.
Dude, I can't get with that chick with the battle-pig in the way.
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used to decribe someone who has sexual intercourse with monkeys. someone who picks a monkeys arse.
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Where one freezes an alcoholic beverage to his or her nipples/tits for it to be sucked/licked off.
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One who is a fuck bag, who is also of unusually large stature.
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