What is Beagle Boner 1?
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The title given to a person who delivers a steamy poo poo placed henceforth on a golden cupcake, and then delivered to the writers of snoopy. After said cupcake has been delivered, the entire writing staff rejoice and divulge in a traditional ritual in which said staff apply cupcake particles to every orifice, and every crevice that exist on the human bodice, resulting in the original supplier popping a boner.
I just did a beagle boner 1.
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