Bearded Stallone

What is Bearded Stallone?

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

See teabag, rocky balboa, sylvester stallone

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