Belton Edit Meaning

1.

A crappy little city between Austin and Waco that most people have never heard of, though anyone that has ever driven on I-H35 in Texas has probably stopped there to get gas and take a shit.

Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support.

"I go to the university of Mary Hardin Baylor in Belton."

"Oh Baylor! in Waco?"

"Yeah Baylor..."

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2.

A rural city in central Texas where there is nothing but Friday night football games and the weekly livestock show. The high school football team has an idiot for a coach, as he thinks lifting weights 3X a day will make the team win which doesn't work at all, but he has not figured that out yet.

John: Hey, do you want to go to the Belton football game this Friday night?

Aaron: No way fag, that coach is a blumkin head.

See ghost town, hell, romania, heaven

3.

A little town in England, it is named after an aristocratic family.

Ever been to Belton? It's lovely there.

See belton, england, family, aristocrat, lovely, manor, mansion